||[Jul. 31st, 2008|06:12 pm]
you have proven to be quite a crappy month.
july 5th til 10th: gross blistery sunburn
july 14 and 15: stayed home sick from work due to food poisoning, actually went to the doctor's, and tim had it too.
july 16th til 20th: progressively felt better.
july 21st to today: stomach hurts like hell, showing no signs of stopping. hurts worst the first few hours of work, and right before i go to bed. i'm not nauseous or sick in any other way besides my stomach pains (much like as if i'd had milk), no matter what i eat.
no, i am not pregnant.
why does everyone ask me that?
food poisoning causes babies?
you had better stay away from the dairy queen in canton then, unless you want babies, in that case, go right ahead.
its too bad stomaches aren't like tonsils or appendices, i'd just get it removed.
it causes me too many problems.
"oh, you want to have ice cream, clam chowder, cheese, and alfredo? no, that's not happening. Not ever."
"oh, you want to have eggs. I'll only make you feel sick from those every once in a while."
"oh, you want to have anything fried, like shrimp, calamari, or fries? nope, that's not a good idea either."
i really hope that my stomach decides to stop being a little bitch (the all of a sudden pains, not the milk stuff, i deal with that) before i go to georgia in two weeks. at least its a short flight. i have to train this iku lady down there to do basically what i do, inside sales. for some reason she is really adamant about not flying to MI (i dont want to be here either).
the other crappy thing, is that the guy at my work, let's call him ACM (annoying chubby man) is not going to quit after all. he gave his two weeks, well, two weeks ago. and then decided that if they would let him stay and handle some of his own accounts and go visit them and stuff, aka start making him an account manager that he would stay here. except all he does while he is here is not do..... anything. complains about how its boring (if it wasn't boring they wouldn't call it work, it'd be called fun and we'd all be doing it, making millions.) basically, of the account managers, i handle stuff for brock (nissan/toyota/mitsubishi), rob and nick (honda), and nori (random honda and japanese stuff). he has erica (nissan), brad (domestics), jason (domestics), and joe (mixture).
except that ACM is known for not doing things on time, so those other 4 managers that aren't mine give things to me. and i don't really care that they do, as i rarely make it through the day withing gazing at facebook or trying to figure out spider solitaire, i clearly have the time to help them.
i was just kinda of looking forward to someone new, that would hopefully at least care a bit about what they are doing. and not talk only about softball. and not brag about eating two burritos from chipotle in one sitting. grosssss.
anything good in july?
got an iPhone.
got my license.
that's about it.